So, my first impressions of this place are equal to the other horror stories I read on RV Park review sites. This place looks like it hasn't been maintained for years. The pavement for each site has crumbled to stone, the sites are so packed in you can smell a fart from next door...forget about hte road system in here. You MUST know how to properly drive your vehicle if you are bigger than a car here. The 'Dog Walk' area....COVERED in Poison Ivy...grass is started to grow hay in places..(it's only may). the waterslide they so prominently mention, overgrown with TREES and WEEDS! The pool, emptied and green, algea walled. I took the time to read the 'rules of the campground'... NOTHING about busses, but there is NO, ABSOLUTELY...NONE music, and campfires after 10:30. WOW!! So I take a stroll to the bathroom to rid myself of rest area Popeye's to find the bathrooms LOCKED TIGHT. c'mon...I know I have a potty in the bus, as do most RV's but I would rather go in a real toilet than carry it around with me...I am in a 'full-hookup site, but I'll be damned if I can find the dump hole under the debris on the ground, and I honestly don't think it exists. Walking the dog around, I noticed that there wasn't a single manicured site (raked, level, fire pit emptied of debris from nature, proper parking...etc...) on top of 30% broken picnic tables. FREE WI-FI internet, provided by a Linksys router mounted in the front office, on the ground 200' from me. I could get a signal, but with about 28.8 modem connection. My sprint aircard flies circles around their offering. I'm almost frightened to see what else this place has to offer.

So, when I inquired about my status at 9am, I was told NOPE. NO BUSSES..not even tour busses. Front Royal RV Park is run by ASSHOLES!!

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